June 06, 2011

It's Official

 

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The Admiral graduated from the University of Nebraska Independent Study High School (ISHS) last Friday.  It was the road less traveled, but definitely worth the extra effort to get the classes and academic challenges she wanted.  With her SAT scores and GPA, she scored some very nice scholarships to a private Catholic university and is well-prepared for the rigors of college-level work.

When I started out looking at home schooling options several years ago, my biggest concern was finding a curriculum that was truly challenging and balanced.  There are a lot of programs out there and the marketing language is...squishy.  When I stumbled across the notion of university-sponsored programs, I was delighted.  These schools have an inherent interest in producing qualified graduates and are putting their own reputations on the line.  Another benefit is that these programs are all accredited and issue their own diplomas -- no need to take a GED exam.  I looked closely at university programs in Indiana, Texas, and Missouri before settling upon the University of Nebraska.  All of them have an excellent curriculum and I strongly recommend them to anyone considering homeschooling as a substitute or supplement for local public school education. 

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160 kids from all over the world graduated, but only four could show up in person.  The distance-traveled winner is the young lady second from the left:  she came all the way from the Phillippines.  The local Filipino community turned out in force to cheer her on, which was touching.  The University did a very nice job in providing a commencement ceremony with all of the trimmings, and it was great to finally meet the staff and teachers in person.  I have to particularly thank Debby Bartz, the academic advisor, for her continuing excellent advice and -- ok, I'll admit it here -- talking me in off the ledge at one point. 

 

Now...onward to college!

April 11, 2011

Ah, Venice

The best 36 hours of my Coast Guard career were spent in Venice.  I was working on port security stuff with some locals, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t have a really good time.  I got to stay in a hotel that has existed since before my own country was even discovered, just steps away from St. Mark’s Basilica. 

Even if you aren’t a civil engineering nerd, I think you’ll find this video fascinating and beautiful to watch.

 

 

Venice Backstage. How does Venice work? from Insula spa on Vimeo.

Venice is not just a stage set. It is also a city with a resident population, which has productive activities, transportation and services. But how does the “Venice system” work? How do the tides in the lagoon behave? How are the canals formed? And the embankments? What’s under the buildings?
Directed by Nicolò Scibilia (www.teodolinda.it). Motion graphics: pholpo. Produced by Insula spa, operational division of Venice Municipality.
www.venicebackstage.org

April 09, 2011

The healthiest dead goat he'd ever seen

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Mishap investigations are painful. The parties to the investigation usually involve good, otherwise competent people who are already suffering guilt and self-recrimination that no disciplinary panel can exceed. Major casualty investigations will take up to a year or more, which is a long time to have a sword hanging over everyone's head, but necessary because it often takes time to fully comprehend what happened. The cause of an incident rarely, in my experience, involves a single act (or failure to act) or a single mechanical or technical failure; typically it is a chain of events that could have been interrupted at several points along the way. The proximate cause, "failure to maintain situational awareness," is invoked often enough to be something of a sardonic joke. Countless procedures, policies, and cultural norms have been developed and refined on the basis of years of experience, in some cases dating back to the earliest navies. Experience, as the saying goes, is what you have right after you have made a mistake and many of those policies and procedures are written in someone's blood.

Almost two years ago, we lost three does because we were ignorant and because we lost situational awareness.  It's hard to talk about it, but I'm finally prompted to share this story because of a young lady who lost a pet goat last night and is feeling some guilt and remorse this morning.  We were called last night by her uncle, who was desperate to get some help for them until the previous owner could arrive.

As you read this story with the benefit of hindsight, see if you can pick out where the fatal errors were made:

The case:

In August 2009, we entered another kidding cycle.  This was our fourth kidding cycle and we were relieved to finally be doing so in warm weather.  Not only was the work more comfortable but there wasn't the same urgency to find the kids quickly in order to prevent or treat hypothermia.  We had the routine down pat -- isolate the new mothers with their kids for the first few days, give some grain so boost energy for recovery and milking, treat umbilical cords with iodine to prevent infection, and otherwise give them some peace and quiet. 

On the third day after kidding, one of the does went down hard.  She lay on her side in the rain, her head thrown back.  I ran through the possibilities in my head:  over-eating?  No, her diet was identical to what we had done before.  Milk fever?  Possibly -- she was unable to stand and she was shivering -- whether from lying in the rain or from hypocalcemia, I couldn't say.    Ketosis?   Symptoms matched.  Called the vet and got some adivce.  The main thing seemed to be to get her rumen going and give her supportive care.

The next morning, she was dead.  Worse, a second doe was down with similar symptoms and had to be euthanized a couple of hours later.  Now we were looking for something communicable.  We called the vet again -- the position of the first doe's body suggested tetnaus, but two tetnaus cases in a row was hard to conceive.  Meanwhile, a third doe went down.  Now we were looking at some very ugly possibilities.

Veterinary farm calls are expensive -- $200 just to show up and then the cost of treatment.  A typical production animal is worth less than the farm call and so goat producers generally have to live by their wits and some generous advice over the phone from the vet.  We'd now reached the point where something was endangering our does, so we made the decision to get an autopsy on the third victim.

We euthanized our third doe, brought her in to the veterinarian, and stood by as she began her work, beginning with an examination of the mouth and eyes.  No sign of worms.  A healthy gullet.  Pink lungs.  A nice layer of fat underneath the skin of the belly, leading the second veterinarian to exclaim, "This is the healthiest goat I've ever seen!"  In his experience, goats are very skinny creatures and he observed that we were clearly taking good care of our animals. The liver was beautiful.  And then, the vet pulled forth a distended stomach and opened up an organ that was full of grain.  Our doe -- and the others -- had died of a rookie mistake, overfed with grain. 

We were in shock:  these does had been handled exactly according to the standing procedure that had brought forth several healthy crops of kids.  How could these does have overeaten?

The answer lay in timing.  All of our previous kidding cycles had been in cold weather (temps ranging from 30's to -20F).  These does, with plenty of fresh grass and warm weather, did not need the extra energy and were unable to process it.  When the first doe fell ill, we failed to identify the change in circumstances and instead continued to  look for more and more exotic causes for their illness.  Had we been able (or willing) to re-examine the standing procedure, we might not have been able to withdraw grain in time to save the second and third does.

The challenge to maintaining situational awareness is that it's hard to correct for something that you don't know is wrong in the first place.  Assumptions and standing procedures only work until something changes; older and more experienced hands learn to anticipate those changes.  Weather, as I learned in the Coast Guard and now know as a farmer, requires a constant adjustment to procedures.  It's written in blood.

Here's another case:

In June, 2010, my husband went out to do chores and found our purebred Kiko doe, Chevy, with her neck so tightly wedged between the corner of the stock tank and an ancient fence post that she was unable to open her mouth.  She had ground her neck to hamburger in her frantic efforts to free herself.  We were unable to push the post to free her; we quickly threw a chain around it and pulled it with the tractor.  Our wildly skittish Kiko simply lay on the ground, to exhausted to object to being handled. 

We carried her into the barn and examined her injuries.  Large areas of skin on both sides had been abraded, deeply in some areas.  She was able to move her rear legs in response to stimuli, but could not move her neck.  Temperatures had been in the 90's, and our best guess is that she'd been stuck for at least 10 hours.  Chevy lay on her side, clearly in shock but still willing to live.  I administered an antibiotic and vitamins, gave her some oral fluid and electrolytes, and began cleaning the wounds.  Again we had the conversation about the vet -- how much could we afford to spend to save her? 

We got on the phone with the vet and discussed the situation.  She was not optimistic but agreed that it was worth giving a few things a try.  She prescribed a steroid injection and some Ringer's solution; the steroid was to reduce swelling around the spinal cord and the Ringers for subcutaneous rehydration.  After that, it was a matter of time and nursing care.

I lived in the barn for the next seven days, consulting by phone with the vet once a day.  I had to lift Chevy's head by a horn and tip her mouth into the bucket; she would drink.  I had to feed her hay by the handful; she would eat.  On the second day, I had to start regularly cleaning up feces and placing fresh straw under her;  her rumen was working.  She was unable to support her neck at all, which meant turning her constantly and then eventually propping her up between straw bales.  Flies covered her wound and crawled in her nose, mouth, and eyes -- she was too weak to shake them off.  I coated her exposed skin with wound coat and laid a mesh baseball cap over her face.   All the while, her eyes stared out at me, traumatized but not hopeless.

Slowly, ever so slowly, she showed some slight strength in her neck and she would bicycle her legs.  On the sixth day, we hauled her upright a couple of times.   She immediately collapsed.  On the seventh day, we hauled her up again and her legs flailed ineffectually.  Later that day we hauled her up again and....she walked off a little ways and began to graze. 

It was only after her recovery that the vet told us she'd never before seen a goat get up after a third day. 

Never say never.  I learned that in the Coast Guard and now I know it as a farmer.  It's written in blood.

 

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 Chevy, about a month after her accident.

 

I don't know any livestock owner that hasn't made his share of mistakes in diagnosing or treating an animal.  What separates the good owner from the bad is the desire to keep learning, to do better, to make those mistakes count for something positive.  Read the web sites (Fias Co Farm is a good place to start), join a message board (GoatWisdom.com was a friendly and helpful community for our teenaged daughter) and buy a good book or two on goat care.  Don't give up: goats are tremendously rewarding animals to raise and care for.  Oh, and tell your parents:  always have at least two goats.  Everyone is happier that way. ;-)

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These are three of our orphans from 2009 -- bottle fed babies that grew up to be very tame does.

February 02, 2011

Some days, like today, it really sucks to be a cow

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The farm daddy is out feeding his herefords.  They spent most of yesterday huddled up in the lee of the barn. 

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The truck is nearly buried, while the Admiral’s car has its own snow-garage.  As you can see, drifts are six feet high in some places while the ground is bare in others.

 

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Same with the roads.  Local counties announced last night that they were suspending emergency response on rural roads, but 911 centers were staffed.  I guess you could call them to tell them you were dying and get some advice about doing it in the least messy way possible.  Don’t get all smug city people; I’d like to remind you that the same thing happened in New York City because the snow-plow union was on a work slowdown.  Out here, at least we know to plan to be on our own for a day or two.

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About a 1/2 mile down the road is a bottom (you know, that space between hills – we do have them in the Midwest) that’s about 20 feet deep.  It’s completely filled with snow and the landscape looks flat.  There is no picture because I’m not walking out there to take it.

On a personal note, our son-in-law was attending his first day of seminary in Kansas City, MO on Monday.  He slipped on the ice, hit his head, and was knocked unconscious.  When our daughter called to tell us about it, he was suffering from some memory loss and was headed for a CT scan.  The Studmuffin packed up to drive into the teeth of the oncoming storm in order to be with them, but fortunately he was only an hour down the road when the test results came back okay.  We’re thankful that his injuries weren’t much, much worse.  Thirteen stitches to the temple should make for a sexy scar.

Let’s be careful out there.

February 01, 2011

Pupsicle

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Poor Rosie.  She and MasterChief went out for their evening “stroll” and were back inside within 5 minutes.

 

It’s 8pm, and there’s officially a blizzard blasting its way through the countryside.  Snow is blowing by at 40 mph, leaving patches of ground bare and piling in drifts several feet high in other places.  We still have another 12 or so inches to go.

 

Scenes from this morning are on the left; this afternoon on the right.  It doesn’t look too spectacular, but when the Studmuffin went out to chore shortly after the second set of pictures were taken the snow was filling his footsteps within minutes.

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December 15, 2010

Christmas Greetings

 

No, this isn’t our farm, but if you’ve seen one adorable goat kid sproinging about, but now you’ve got a pretty good idea of why we put up with all this aggravation.

November 17, 2010

October 26, 2010

Senator Boxer deserves a new title

Call Me Senator from RightChange on Vimeo.

 

Posting this vide because – well, it’s just so damn funny.

 

More seriously:

Ethics Foundation requests Justice Department investigation of Senator Boxer.

Despite the fact that Senator Boxer had an ownership in 854 Longridge Road [in Oakland], she failed to report this substantial real property asset on any of her personal financial disclosures between 2002 and 2010.  She had also failed to report the mortgage on the property.  Further, she failed to report the purchase of 854 Longridge Road in 2002.  Each year Boxer was required to have filed a “full and complete report.”

The filing of false or incomplete disclosure statements  is in violation of the Ethics  in Government Act. The Act authorizes the Attorney General of the United States to seek civil penalties against Senators who knowingly and willy falsify or fail to report required information. The knowing and willful concealment of the existence of substantial amount of real property for a prolonged period may subject Senators to federal criminal prosecution under 18 U.S.C. paragraph 101. [other citations are available at the link]

Why it matters:

The senator reportedly paid out nearly $500,000 from her campaign contributions to her son’s public relations firm between 2001 and 2009.  Those moneys could have been used to pay off the mortgage on the Oakland property, adding urgency to the DOJ investigation sought by The Foundation for Ethics in Public Service and further complicating the legal and ethical issues involved.

Indeed, ethical questions have been dogging the chair of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics of late.  According to an October 13 Washington Examiner article by Marta Mossburg (“It’s time for Sen. Barbara Boxer to come clean on her mortgage loans“), Boxer held no fewer than seven mortgages with Countrywide Financial, the company at the center of the mortgage scandal she was investigating as chair of her committee.

Despite the obvious impropriety, Boxer did not recuse herself.  Instead she signed as “chair” the letter that exonerated Chris Dodd after the Connecticut senator got favorable mortgage rates from Countrywide.  That letter — available at the ethics.senate.gov site — is worth reading now in light of what we have learned of Boxer’s own activities.

October 24, 2010

These voices don’t speak for the rest of us

Featuring two of our Congressmen from Illinois, I’m sorry to say.

October 23, 2010

Testify!

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A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.


Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience.


Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him First Communion and Confirmation."


Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an IV drip in his arm, and both legs in casts. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."


The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in real bad shape.


The Rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start!"